Retired Under New Management shirt - Funny Retirement T‑Shirt, Retirement Gift
XS / Black
$29.99
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Lightweight, soft, and built for easy everyday wear — this short sleeve tee says it plainly with bold, tongue-in-cheek lettering: “RETIRED UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT — SEE WIFE FOR DETAILS.” The clean, high-contrast print sits on a classic crew neckline and a tailored retail fit that layers or stands alone. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (with specified blended options for heathers), the shirt breathes during warm afternoons and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape. Tear-away label and ethical manufacturing add comfort and peace of mind. Wear it to backyard barbecues, low-key retiree meetups, or lazy mornings with coffee and a good laugh.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) with blended options for heathers
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Durability details: side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, and shoulder tape for stability
- Bold, crisp printing (DTF/DTG methods used by providers) on front and sleeves where applicable
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured; blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Retired Under New Management shirt - Funny Retirement T‑Shirt, Retirement Gift
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) with blended options for heathers
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Durability details: side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, and shoulder tape for stability
- Bold, crisp printing (DTF/DTG methods used by providers) on front and sleeves where applicable
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured; blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean